Kargoroc's Aerie
July 2012
Don't even TRY to tell me this didn't happen.
Do you think that when Thor and Loki were kids and Odin went into the Odinsleep they ever…
…you know
did the bowl of warm water trick
or the shaving cream in the hand + feather trick
or pinched his nostrils shut so he snorted awake yelling “whodere!?”
or put his eyepatch on the other eye so he woke up thinking he was blind and freaked the fuck out
Do you
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
I recently purchased a pair of pants with about six pockets and I was like “these pants will be as useful as fuck”
EVERY
SINGLE
FAKE
